All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
oh my god
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
i see u disney.. . … i see u